QUOTES of the SEMESTER:
"My life is SO. HARD." -Christy
"Cutting off heads: an old English pastime." -Mr. Rumbelow
"Oh dear, don't die! Think how inconvenient it would be!" -Dr. Bracken
Stutz: Does anyone have scissors so I can cut this tag off?
Michelle: No, but we have STEAK KNIVES!
"I've never actually counted how many putti there are, but there are PLENTY of putti- a PLETHORA of PUTTI!" -Dr. Bracken
"My hound found a round pound on the ground, how profound!" -....getting cheesy on the Shakespeare/Dickens walking tour
"Micheal just wants to see my lips." -Stutz
>>insert any other quotes from the back of the coach that are unsuitable for public audiences<<
Dr. Price: It's like when the father pushes his adorable 2 year old daughter on the swing and she flies off and hits her head! It isn't funny, and yet we laugh!
Micheal: (under his breath) and then it turns into a dead baby joke.
"Zeus was always flying down to earth and getting off to some hanky-panky..." -Mrs. Molly
Micheal: Hey bro!
Stutz: I can't be your bro today, my hair is down!
"What a DIRTY slide! Look at that big, dirty fingerprint at the top! How REVOLTING!" -Dr. Bracken
"Micheal is the king of all my world.....
Please don't judge me for saying that." -Jordan
"Oh, no!......" -Cortez, as the owl flies off
"Pain is weakness leaving the body! Oh no, wait.... that's my skin leaving the body." -Stutz
Dr. Bracken: She's either taking her stockings off, or putting them on, depending on how you look at it *smug smile*
Micheal: (under his breath) Or depending on whether you're an optimist or a pessimist...
Cortez: A HORSE!
Dr. Bracken: *dryly* Well-spotted.
Me: I really like this butt warmer.
Stutz: It really likes your butt... *creepy voice* and I can't blame it.
Stutz: What was the title of Harvey's book on his embryonic egg research?
Shell: "I LIKE CHICKEN!"
(oh, the things finals week does to you)
"Just so you know, it would be 14 euro, but I will give you special price because it's Sunday. And because it's you and it's me." -Fernando (from Salzburg)
(IN SCOTLAND)
Me: Who's that statue of?
Stutz: Lewis and Clark.
Me: Really?!
Me: That's like the Tesco headquarters, guys!!
Shell: So THAT'S where the magic happens!
and our VERY FAVORITE...
"FLAG THAT!"
1 comment:
you kids are crazy.
amen.
oh.
and i love you.
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